Sometimes I wonder about myself...

I was thinking about something. Earlier today I was talking with Captain (Savanna to the unlearned plebeians) and Crystal, when the subject turned to the people in Captain's head, and I was thinking about the voices in my head. I have 4.5 voices, the last one is only half because it stutters and I can't understand a word it says. I was thinking about the little people in Captain's head when I realized that my voices weren't politically correct! All the voices in my head are white! The problem is that there aren't that many people with multiple voices willing to share. Tell ya what, any time that I spend with Captain and Crystal usually ends up in some sort of deep, profound thought.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of things I would like to know.
-Why would a woodchuck want to chuck wood in the first place?
-Would the oceans be any deeper if there weren't any sponges?
-At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
-If 'pro' and 'con' are opposites, would the opposite of progress be congress?
-How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
-Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
-If a transvestite goes missing does their portrait get put on a carton of half-and-half?
-What idiot died laughing if laughing is the best medicine?
-Are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
-If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
-Do Chinese people get English phrases tattooed on their bodies?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-Are the children who act in R rated movies allowed to see them?
-Why is Donkey Kong not a donkey?!