Are you Smarter than this #%$&*?

Okay, so there are some things that just really annoy me. It's past 1:00 in the morning, and there's this really stupid...individual...on Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader? and she's got to be the stupidest... going to stick with 'individual'... that I've ever seen. She has gone through four questions and hasn't got one right yet. I can't even freaking remember what she's missed so far, but her stupidity is really starting to tick me off. She just got this question wrong.

What do the following Roman Numerals represent: XIV?
-Uhh, I think that the X is a ten, and let me see, if there's a V with an I next to it, it's a 6...so the answer is 16!!!

You know, upon reflection I don't think that I'd be a good game show contestant, at least not Are...Fifth Grader. I'd be up there spewing the answers if I knew them and locking them in and if I didn't I'd outright say so and immediately use a cheat. No nonsense, no talking out loud, working my way to the answer. Ya got ONE mouth and TWO ears, why don't you do the math and figure out which is supposed to be used more, oh wait, you can't because you're stupid! Not trying to toot my own horn here, but I've got all of the regular questions right, and I don't know about the first question because I turned to the station a little late, but her stupidity is starting to really annoy me. I love this show, but the people they get aren't even worthy of being called 'air-heads'. Oh good LORD!!! SHE JUST SAID THAT THE UNITED STATES WAS A FREAKING CONTINENT!!!!!!!! THIS $*%$@ SAID THAT THE UNITED STATES WAS A BLEEPING CONTINENT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE SAID THAT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION! SHE IS SO INCREDIBLY NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER I'M ABOUT TO FREAKING PUKE!!! Okay, I have to stop now so I don't get so worked up I go on a bloody rampage.